♦ Nothing makes a person more modest about his income than to fill out a tax form. Courtesy of Barbara D’Amato
♦ Cutting the IRS budget by more than 5 percent in real terms makes as much sense as a hospital firing surgeons or a car dealer laying off salespeople when customers fill the showroom. David Cay Johnston, Reuters .1-17-12
♦ Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. — H. L. Mencken
♦ The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall. –Denis Healey
♦ Sixty-four percent of women attorneys think that tax lawyers make undesirable dates.–Daniel Dolan
♦ I think that I shall never see a tax form plain enough for me. A form that I can understand without a lawyer near at hand to guide this poor benighted me so I will not owe a penalty. A form that I will not detest or take as more than awful jest. A form with pages I can read and fill out easily with speed. Such forms were not made for fools like me nor even God, who made a tree.
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