1.”I love you.” You: “Is that you or the wine talking?” Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”
2. What did the toast say to the butter on Valentine’s Day? A: You’re my butter half!
3. Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? They’re getting married in the spring!
4. Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? A. Because they’re scent-imental creatures!
5. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me.
6. Knock Knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you!
7. Knock Knock Who’s there? Pooch Pooch who? Pooch your arms around me!
8. What did the rabbit say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A: Somebunny loves you!
9. What did the whale say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A: Whale you be mine!
10. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day? A: You are bee-utiful!
Recent Comments