♦ Tax Accountant after reading a nursery rhyme to his child: “No, son. It wouldn’t be tax deductible when Little Bo Peep loses her sheep. But I like your thinking.”
♦ Excellence is a good habit. But do not strive for perfection – it will prevent you from ever finishing anything. – Eva Rosenberg
♦ Did you ever notice that when you put the words “The” and IRS” together, it spells “THEIRS” – Unknown
♦ A tax accountant and a lawyer were laying on a beach in Hawaii sipping mai tai’s. The lawyer started telling the tax accountant how he came to be there. “I had this downtown property in Memphis that caught fire and after the insurance paid off, I came here. “The tax accountant said, “I had a downtown property, too, in Miami. It got flooded so here I am with the insurance proceeds. “The lawyer took another sip of his mai tai, and then asked in a puzzled voice, “How do you start a flood?”
♦ He who gets his tax advice out of a Cracker Jack box doesn’t always get cracker jack advice. – Linda Dorfmont, EA
♦ The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. – Mark Twain
Next: The Unknown Tax Comic – Part 5
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